Scott Melker satirizes a newcomer’s view of the Coldcard panic
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- Author
- @scottmelker
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- independent
- Evidence role
- social statement
- Posted
- 11 Aug 2026, 14:11 UTC
- Capture status
- capture held
Scott Melker (@scottmelker) posts a satirical first-person narrative about someone who discovers Bitcoin, joins X during the Coldcard hack, and is overwhelmed by conflicting advice about dice rolls, BTCPay drains, BIP 110 and self-custody absolutism. The post ends with the newcomer giving up and buying NVDA stock. Held as a dated sentiment piece documenting how the incident and surrounding debate appeared to outsiders. The characterization is the poster's own and is not independently verified here.
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