How do I privately spend 1367 BTC given to me by NVK's friends?
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One new comment was posted: teemupleb ('Birthday present 27 days late!'). Existing comments by anon, grayruby and magnolia_mayhem were repositioned by ranking.
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+ "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:11:24.948Z",
+ "text": "I'm new here, but I believe that:\n\n\"NICE TRY FED\"\n \n... is the customary response to such questions. Do i get a biscuit?",
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+ "name": "anon"
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An anonymous satirical post asking how to privately spend 1367 BTC 'given to me by NVK's friends'. Held as a sample of community sentiment and gallows humour toward Coinkite; it makes no factual claim this project relies on. Captured through the site's public GraphQL API: the rendered pages crash the capture tab, and the API answers POST from this host. The query fixes the captured surface to the item's title, text and two levels of comments, each with author and absolute timestamp.
Every check is recorded, including checks that found no text change. A detected edit is therefore bounded between two checks. The publisher's exact save time is not observable from this record. Last checked .
This post is held twice: here, with this project's own note on why it matters, and again as part of the conversation captured at , which is polled for changes. Both copies are the same post; neither is a separate event.
Snapshot and diff bodies for this chain monitor are held in the local evidence archive but withheld from the public site because they can contain the addresses of people who published nothing themselves. Capture times and reviewed change summaries remain available below.
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One new comment was posted: teemupleb ('Birthday present 27 days late!'). Existing comments by anon, grayruby and magnolia_mayhem were repositioned by ranking.
Recovered from the Internet Archive rather than captured by this project. The row records that third-party provenance separately from captures made by this project.
What changed from the previous capture 33 lines
} }, { + "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:11:24.948Z", + "text": "I'm new here, but I believe that:\n\n\"NICE TRY FED\"\n \n... is the customary response to such questions. Do i get a biscuit?", + "user": { + "name": "anon" + } + }, + { "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:13:53.727Z", "text": "Wasabi? I don't know if they can do that much volume tho. @kruw?", "user": { } }, { - "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:11:24.948Z", - "text": "I'm new here, but I believe that:\n\n\"NICE TRY FED\"\n \n... is the customary response to such questions. Do i get a biscuit?", + "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:55:31.003Z", + "text": "Zap it to me and I will send you cowboy credits in return.", "user": { - "name": "anon" + "name": "grayruby" } }, { } }, { - "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:55:31.003Z", - "text": "Zap it to me and I will send you cowboy credits in return.", + "createdAt": "2026-08-04T11:27:19.982Z", + "text": "Birthday present 27 days late!", "user": { - "name": "grayruby" + "name": "teemupleb" + } + }, + { + "createdAt": "2026-08-04T01:44:28.504Z", + "text": "NICE TRY FBI", + "user": { + "name": "magnolia_mayhem" } }, { "text": "Coinjoins\n\nObviously", "user": { "name": "kilianbuhn" - } - }, - { - "createdAt": "2026-08-04T01:44:28.504Z", - "text": "NICE TRY FBI", - "user": { - "name": "magnolia_mayhem" } }, {Extracted text as captured
{ "data": { "item": { "comments": { "comments": [ { "createdAt": "2026-08-04T00:19:24.580Z", "text": "Seeing as you are pretty rich having won one of the biggest bounties ever in bitcon, I suggest you open a lightning channel to SN and use the bounty feature:\n\n\nP.s. It wasn't given to you. You stole, so you should probably just give it back. Save your soul.", "user": { "name": "billytheked" } }, { "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:51:21.455Z", "text": "Bob Burnett has a suggestion:\n\n\n\n[source](https://x.com/boomer_btc/status/2084424317505249557)", "user": { "name": "Scoresby" } }, { "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:07:03.549Z", "text": "lol.. yeah, let's break SN's lightning channels", "user": { "name": "denlillaapan" } }, { "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:11:24.948Z", "text": "I'm new here, but I believe that:\n\n\"NICE TRY FED\"\n \n... is the customary response to such questions. Do i get a biscuit?", "user": { "name": "anon" } }, { "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:13:53.727Z", "text": "Wasabi? I don't know if they can do that much volume tho. @kruw?", "user": { "name": "wackster" } },Excerpt only. The complete copy is held offline and backs quotations on this site. The original publication remains the canonical public source.
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One new comment was posted: kilianbuhn ('Coinjoins Obviously'). Existing comments by billytheked, Scoresby and wackster were repositioned by ranking.
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What changed from the previous capture 41 lines
"comments": { "comments": [ { + "createdAt": "2026-08-04T00:19:24.580Z", + "text": "Seeing as you are pretty rich having won one of the biggest bounties ever in bitcon, I suggest you open a lightning channel to SN and use the bounty feature:\n\n\nP.s. It wasn't given to you. You stole, so you should probably just give it back. Save your soul.", + "user": { + "name": "billytheked" + } + }, + { + "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:51:21.455Z", + "text": "Bob Burnett has a suggestion:\n\n\n\n[source](https://x.com/boomer_btc/status/2084424317505249557)", + "user": { + "name": "Scoresby" + } + }, + { "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:07:03.549Z", "text": "lol.. yeah, let's break SN's lightning channels", "user": { "name": "denlillaapan" + } + }, + { + "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:13:53.727Z", + "text": "Wasabi? I don't know if they can do that much volume tho. @kruw?", + "user": { + "name": "wackster" } }, { } }, { - "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:51:21.455Z", - "text": "Bob Burnett has a suggestion:\n\n\n\n[source](https://x.com/boomer_btc/status/2084424317505249557)", - "user": { - "name": "Scoresby" - } - }, - { "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:55:31.003Z", "text": "Zap it to me and I will send you cowboy credits in return.", "user": { } }, { - "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:13:53.727Z", - "text": "Wasabi? I don't know if they can do that much volume tho. @kruw?", + "createdAt": "2026-08-04T06:52:40.333Z", + "text": "Coinjoins\n\nObviously", "user": { - "name": "wackster" + "name": "kilianbuhn" } }, { } }, { - "createdAt": "2026-08-04T00:19:24.580Z", - "text": "Seeing as you are pretty rich having won one of the biggest bounties ever in bitcon, I suggest you open a lightning channel to SN and use the bounty feature:\n\n\nP.s. It wasn't given to you. You stole, so you should probably just give it back. Save your soul.", - "user": { - "name": "billytheked" - } - }, - { "createdAt": "2026-08-03T23:47:09.259Z", "text": "Use https://boltz.exchange/ ?", "user": {Extracted text as captured
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3 presentation-noise differences. Sidebar, ticker and other page chrome churn that our review classified as not being changes to what the source says.
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- +7 -7 The GraphQL response reordered an existing comment without changing its text.
- +7 -7 Only comment ordering changed: grayruby's 'cowboy credits' comment moved from below wackster's to just under Scoresby's. No comment text was added, edited or removed.
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